It’s a gas!
posted on 27 Jun 2017 in Signs
Try our methane treatment.
Photo courtesy of Douglas Massey.
Found in Yamagata, Japan.
(107 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)
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For all your hairy bums
For blowing your own trumpet or bum flute
“Tis a gas-powered-barista
Hair design for your fart?
Feel the wind in your hair!
Specializing in double buns.
Ringlets are our specialty.
Is that anything like a barista?
Home of the “trump” hairstyle.
Every time this Japanese farted, it made a sound like “Honda”.
She saw a few western doctors, and they didn’t have a clue.
So in desperation she sought out a Japanese doctor.
He diagnosed it instantly: “You have abscess on tooth.”
She asked the doc how he figured that out.
He replied: “Old Japanese saying….Abscess, makes the fart go Honda.”
We don’t need no hair dryers.
Edit = Japanese woman
He, assuredly, will blow the froth off your coffee.
I get it. He is a suicide bummer!
Gee your hair smells.
Sorry, my heart can’t take it.
Parody on the “IT” girl.
You know you’re “IT” when your hair smells like $h1t.
Stopping on your way to work for a cuppa farte latte, prepared especially for you by your fartista!
Do they serve you beans while you wait for your haircut?
Would you like a sham poo?
@Pete | 4:55 am: Oh, now I have it! A fartista is a barista who makes coffee from baked beans.
Come for a haircut, leave with a cheese cut.
DnT 4:59,
True enough!
This place really puts on airs.
DnT,
I was thinking more along the lines of:
Fartista: (poot)
Connossieur: (sniff, sniff) Ahhh, a blend of half Ethiopian, one quarter each of Indonesian and Guatemalan!
The only haircut done in a wind tunnel!
They specialize in buns.
If you get your hair cut there, you better watch your @$$!!!
Would you like to try our Brown Stripe style?
Le Petomane, proprietor.
I asked for streaks, not skidmarks!
Not just hair styling, but pretentious hair styling!
Artsy-fartsy, get it?
NOTE: No service for customers over farty
Stylist to customer: Do you like your new hair?
Customer: That’s Farntastic!
From ”Blow Wing In The Wind”
@ me | 12:33 pm: Wig, not Wing
This place smells like something dyed.
@Seventy,
Over farty? Blarney!
Father O’Leary told me it’s only if yer under tharty!
Yu No Hoo | 1:14 pm – you win the Internet today!