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I loaf all the curt grils
Sausages anyone
She’s not just cute, she’s Barbie-cute.
Don’t be all up in my gril!
An apron is the usual thing to wear for grils.
Young grils like jokes and griddles.
Somebody made a miss steak.
She must be a hottie.
More girled mahi mahi?
Hope you’re not wearing that to Joe’s Bar and Girl…
There must be a BYO for every gril.
Approved by Bear.
Grils love calamari.
@Pete from yesterday.
Yes Pete my son gave metalwork away, and did his MBA. If he had continued his Mandarin studies, it could well have proven extremely useful. In this day and age, it would be one of the first languages I would consider studying.
The two fastest growing languages in the world are of course Mandarin, and strangely enought, Espanol. I would think, by now, Spanish would, by default, be the second language of the USA.
I guess, when she burnt her Bra, she DID leave her tits in it.
I will burn yourselves …
Grils just wanna have fun.
Is it a spice gril?
There once was a gril from Brighton,
Who was told by her beau, “You’re a tight-un”,
She screamed “FRIGGIN HELL!”
Can’t you tell by my yell,
You;re some three inches south of the right-un.
@Chris 0600.
Yes. It’s Nosh Spice.
BTW Fine dining Beks.
Epic mefale
– A cut-e spicy Barbie Grill with toilet pepper. No miss steaks, plaese.
– Mommy, am I beautiful or cut?
@Marum 424
Sin duda.
In fact in some locales (Miami) it’s unofficially the first language.
@Marum-I’ve read that the story of women burning their bras was fictional and no such event took place.
r u a grill??/
Grils just wanna have snu snu.
Bart: Awwww, man…you throw like a gril.
Lisa: Well what did you expect?
@Long Tom 12:13
Are you serious or just joking about the bra burnings?
@Pete-Serious. Unfortunately I cannot find the article in question. Or for that matter pictorial proof that it did happen. Yes, I heard in high school that Frank Zappa had an “ickiest thing” contest where Alice Cooper pulled down his trousers and defecated on a stage, and said “I cannot think of anything ickier than that!”, whereupon Frank Zappa picked up the feces and ate them. Everybody has confirmed that story was completely spurious. Frank Zappa said in his book “The Real Frank Zappa” that someone said how much they admired him for having eaten feces, and Zappa replied that it… Read more »
“It a Gril”: http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2008/5/20/time-to-par-tay.html
@Classic Steve: Good find! Thanks for the reminder; I haven’t looked at that site in ages. I love the ones where they put the instructions on the cake with the text!
@Long Tom | 4:31 pm: Snopes calls the bra-burning story a fake. Ditto on the Zappa thing. They quote Zappa as saying the closest he “ever came to eating sh*t anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina, in 1973.”
Ah, nothing new about fake news!
Director’s Cute
Just pure male chvainiusm.
@Long Tom Pete etc. It was an expression of feminism in the 60s. When people like Germaine Greer were in their heyday. Before they became creaky old anachronisms.
@jjhitt 0125
Chauvinism is the last refuge of scoundrels.
Chvainiusm is the last refuge of narcissists.
@Lomg Tom 2119. Bra burning images.
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=bra+burning+pictures&qpvt=bra+burning+pictures&qpvt=bra+burning+pictures&qpvt=bra+burning+pictures&FORM=IGRE
‘Tis oftime said: They who can remember the 60s, were not part of it.
There once was a lass from Carolina,
Who said. “Make love gently, for I have acute angina.”,
He said “I’m thrilled to bits,
For you have bloody ugly tits.”
So I’m pleased your Vangina is fimer.
Vangina = freudian slip = angina.
@Long Tom 4:31 Dude, you’re making me feel OLD. I remember seeing bra burnings on TV in the…late 60’s or early ’70’s? Probably early ’70’s. I also clearly recall seeing pics of bra’s being off and burning in photographs in an article in US News & World Report that my dad had as customer reading material in his store. I was a pre-teen. How do I remember this so clearly? Because at that age it was a real thrill to see gals with their upper frontals out and visible! The bra burnings happened. I saw the evidence with my own… Read more »
I suppose when you think about it, why burn bras, unless they make women uncomfortable, which I assume isn’t the case. I could see the case for high heeled shoes or corsets though.
@Long Tom 2:52, Why burn bras? It had nothing at all to do with comfort. It was entirely a statement of the feminist political culture of the era. At that particular point in time, the feminists who were burning the bras identified the garment as being something imposed upon them, as a requirement their anatomy look attractive to men. Burning the bra was a statement of something along the lines of “taking back their freedom from the patriarchal rule of the male-dominated culture” or something like that. The fact that you don’t know this, like I said the other day,… Read more »