…but only consensual…

RIGHT ON BRO!!!

Donalds favorite

What’s inside

She is also probably, the finest pussy in the Cathouse.

@algernon 0403. Never been able to see that far, but it feels superb. 😀

I love them, so I grab them.

@algernon | 4:03 am: A pen is inside. 😉

In South korea, Happy Mother Day is also called Happy Pussy Day.

Pussy love you good time!

Do you have a free pencil, Mrs Slocum?

A happy pussy puts lead in your pencil.

I bet this pencil case was bought at the Pen Island store.

He tells Hillary it’s a “pencil box”, but it’s really Bill’s new humidor.

Vastly superior to alligators.

From: “Are You Being Served”

Miss Brahns: “The fireman was teetering round on top of a high ladder trying to grab Mrs Slocombe’s pussy.”

Cptn. Peacock – one eyebrow raised, cup of tea in hand with little finger crook’d: “Very heroic these firemen.”

Mrs Slocombe: “Yes. My poor Anastasia was traumatised for weeks after that.”

That episode, along with the rat and HealthInspector one from Faulty Towers, were my favourites. British comedy shows were the best, by a country mile.

@Salome 0419. Only the Yanks spell it “Slocum” . The Poms go for “Slocombe”

Only the Poms could have a name like “Chomondley” = Chumley.

Truly, we are countries, by a common language, divided.

Unless, of course, you meant to imply something toally different. 😉

From which, I took, to infer the wrong meaning.

There once was a man clled Chomondley,
Who sat in his office so glomondley,
His boss said. “Gus,”
Why do you sit thus,
So homondley, glomondley, domondley.

Are you kitten me?

Grab it!

Schrödinger’s Pussy?

Couldn’t help but notice the front sticker is pink on the inside.

Yes, I have a very good time that not is before.

Pussy?

There is nothing better, than a warm punt on a cold night.

i need this product nyow

No thanks. give me puppy.