I was there once when I was little.

Ask not for whom the Womb tolls.

With those large glass doors, it is obviously a Womb with a view.

Just like a little hidden pocket

What a strange name for shoes

It is a place for feet all problems.

Right next door to womA.

It’s a japanese joke – jest Asian.

It is a very noisy place. There is endless banging going on.

Where do you keep the eggs?

@DnT 0405.
Wasn’t that the Mexican fireman?

He named his two sons – Hose A and Hose B.

When the fleet is in port they get a lot of seamen.

Helpful staff at your cervix.

“Honey, I just felt the baby kick. I swear it’s wearing shoes!”

Q. What is the difference between a Pianist and a Penis?

A. A Pianist tickles the ivories.

You can get there by train. Just take the tube.

We have the most accomodating cervix, in the whole of Japan.

We only accept cash, no credit cred.

No, there is no rear entrance.

To Womb It May Concern:
We are having a sale!

You can only shop there for 9 months before they kick you out.

Better put down a tarp. It’s time for the monthly clearance.

“I still remember how it began,
They produced a carbon copy man
Born in a science lab late one night,
Without a mother or a father,
Just a test tube and a womb with a view”

-I Think I’m a Clone Now by Weird Al Yankovic

Do they accept returns?

9:00 is closing time but they always have to drag out kicking and screaming.

Nothing new, I’ve seen the womb before

Womb, a product of Mothar

Ready to accept your purchase.

Just be ready for long delivery times.

The place will be changing soon. We’re getting the painters in.

They had to put some of the shoes outside the front door because too many people entered thinking it was a maternity shop.

The real problem, is that these stiffs keep popping in and out ,and keep spitting all over the place.

What a crazy name – bring that “hysteric to me”!!!!!

That’s quite a kick, it’s like the baby has boots on.

Used to live there before I was born.