Stop comparing yourself to whom.

Approved by Sum Ting Whom

Kick board, not ass

I asked for the sidekick board and got this one.

– But this board changes you, Sir!
– I’ll change it too and buy something else.

Ar$e comes between “O” and “T”.

It’s when it “becomes you” that it is time to worry.

This wonderful device comes with Lifetime Guarantee.

Whom is stylish. Fact I guess

Much like the inventor of the Segway. The device saw him out.

It changes you into a challenge.

Whombs are always stylish. They never go out of fashion.

Made from stylishafoam.

“You can become light”. Are they targetting dark skinned people or overweight people?

(says with teeth gritted) “I’m gonna get that Whom, if it’s the last thing I ever do!”

Will it also make me more fragrant than somewho?

This board changes you but only the parole board can set you free.

Who’s on first, but Whom’s on board.

That thing between O and T would make me check the board carefully. There may be a crack in it.

Everyone? No, Donald only accepts alternate facts.

Big Board is watching Whom

I guess this board is highly radio-active, that’s a surefire way to make it change you down at DNA level.

But do I become more stylish than somewho?

Jesus asked his followers to become “Light of the World” … so I bought this to become stylish light.

Cindy-Lou Whom is adorable, but I don’t know if she’s stylish.

Everyone accepts this fact — until they challenge it.

@ DnT, 4:50
Or are they targetting people subject to spontaneous combustion?

The early challenger gets the stylish light.

Who knew the theory of evolution involved the original kick board?

This scooter belongs to whom it may concern.