You don’t want to see Mule I

A Mule’s tool?

Well my ass

All nice recycled fibre

Approved by Kim Jomg 49 (IL)

If the assistant has a long nose you need to haul ass out of there.

Jack had a nightmare.

Which type of mule?

NOUN
1.the offspring of a donkey and a horse (strictly, a male donkey and a female horse), typically sterile and used as a beast of burden. Compare with hinny.
synonyms: ass · jackass · jenny · mule · hinny · burro · moke ·
[more]
Hybrid plant or animal, especially a sterile one.
3.a kind of spinning machine producing yarn on spindles, invented by Samuel Crompton in 1779.
4.a small tractor or locomotive, typically one that is electrically powered.

When your sense of fashion is only half-assed.

Mule III, The Jack@ss Strike Back.

@Yu No Hoo 0411.

Yes. It couldbe better.

But it could also be whorse.

@Marum | 4:10 am: The dictionary that comes with Mac OSX says-
Mule 2: a slipper or light shoe without a back.

Comes with a free Towel-rack.

@ DnT 0419. Yes. I did look up the synonyms. But I figured, that if I posted 2 X A4 pges of ’em, the Webmaster might seek me out, and indecenly assualt me with a Mule’s appendage. 😆

Be careful girls; they also do “mulseing”. (like they do with sheep)

Bend over not.

It behooves any fashion-conscious woman to shop here.

Look.To be truthful, we don’t have a donkey.
But if you see our lingere shop assistant Suk Won-dong, you’ll swear blind, we do have.

They wear those Mule II to Mulen Rouge.

… because Equus Asinus Secundus sounded too pretentious.

Mule I is out of commission from having to bring in all that merchandise.

I once saw a clothes shop named “Peek & Cloppenburg”. For those who don’t know, the word “clop” stands for “fap” in the Pony community.

Wasn’t “Mule B” One od the Spice Girls?

Upgrade to Jackass 3.1

Amendment:ne of The Spice Girls. (Although they were rather odd)

Is my Mule II dress compatible with my Mule I leggings?

Just opposite to HINNY I