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There’s only two–I think I can take’m.
That one fingered me to the police.
Photo courtesy of John Brice.
Found on a bus in Hong Kong.
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He was tall, dark , and all hands.
The sailors were shipwrecked.
ie: All hands to the mast, nd foam all about.
You know where they’ve been
The hands beware
That left one is particularly sinister.
I wear a T-shirt with “Beware of My Hands” when I go on buses as a disclaimer.
Reminds me of the story about the rancher who had a beautiful daughter and couldn’t keep his hands off her. So he fired them all.
I always found that my tongue could cause more havoc, than my hands.
As Gomez Addams said, If it’s not one Thing, it’s another.
It is not the hands by themselves, but the opposable thumbs, which really cause all the problems.
Alien hand syndrome must be quite common in HK…
As Fritz said when pushed his brother off a cliff.
“Look Ma! No Hans.”
I think if I was on a bus full of lovely Asian ladies, I would sit on my hands….Just to be safe.
They’re armed!
BUT I CAN’T SEE ANY HANDS!!!
Oh. I get it. She has them over my eyes.
Sounds like there may be trouble afoot.
Mixed Metaphor: He put his foot down, with a firm hand.
At least her hands never went off half-cocked
Watch out for the clap.
…said Ma Scissorhands.
Even if they show no symptoms, they could be carriers.
It’s OK. I have the problem well in hand.
This place has a history of spazzes.
You never know what they might do …
They might crap
I remember a “Bozo’s Circus” skit when I was a kid. Cookie the clown walks up to a black lever which has a sign saying “DO NOT PULL” on it. He goes into a monologue as to what could possibly happen if he pulled the lever-could it open a trap door, could it reveal a treasure, etc. Finally he succumbs to temptation and pulls the lever again and again and again. The Bozo walks by carrying a paint can and a brush and tells Cookie that he had put the sign on the lever because he had just put a… Read more »
If you have a pussy, beware of tiny, tiny hands.
Oh no, I’m not the one who should beware of my hands.
In Soviet Russia, hands beware of you!
This means you, Dr. Strangelove!
YIKES . . . I’ve got two of them !