How did they know?

It’s snow, use stairs

But please use anyone

Burn some calories on the stairs.

It’s smorking. Don’t use stairwell.

If smoke is coming from the shaft, use a lubricant.

It’s rubbish. Don’t read this!

A fire extinguisher is the thing to use.

It’s caption. Don’t use vulgarity.

It’s lotion on skin. Don’t use hose.

Sorry, you must use the stairs until we can hire a new elevator.

It’s fine. Don’t wad panties.

I’m sure if there was a fire behind my ar$e, I could beat the lift by a mile.

If you use the stairs, be careful to not trip over prostitutes, plying their trade in the stairwells.

It’s dire. Don’t use escalator either.

In case of fire break glass.
Then hurl self through window.
Your @$$ is grass anyway.

Coz you’re on the 200th floor,
And we’re not gonna save you laowai anyway.

Are you a fire distinguinsher?

The elevator itself is made of fire? I’m definitely not using that, except maybe for s’mores.

You just used it.

It’s China ,Don’t usa.

-Knock, knock. -Who’s there? -It’s fire.

Use the lift instead

It’s lava. Don’t use floor.

The building that burns but never burns away? Is it the modern version of the burning bush?

It’s fire. You have been warmed!

It’s fire. Don’t let it escalate.

@UCity | 10:57 am: Fire who? 😛

@DnT & UCity. Fire Truck. (You know – Robin the Hoods parson friend.

Q. Did you hear about the bloke who was both autistic, and hard of hearing?

A. He leaot to his deaf.

♫The lifts in the building go up and down.
The men in the staircase go in and out,
The girls in the staircase go ooh,ooh,OOH,
Oh hear the word of the Lord♪

EDIT leaot = leapt.