It’s a shopping lengend!

Best Lengend!!!!

Shopping architecture a mall lengend

A place where Mr. Leng ended.

NOTE: sq. m. = squid mattress

Bow to your commercial architecture overlords!

Are you praying by cash or credit card?

Also a lengend in hyperbole.

See? I told you shopping was a religious experience for my wife.

Autistic shopping centres, don’t care about truth in advertising.

I went shopping there, and my wallet got malled. (mauled)

♫Hail the holy Cash Registers ring,
Glory to the great kaachingg,
Buy everything, and hear them sing,
Karrara karrara kaa kaa ching♪

It’s the Temple of Mammon.

A temple, but we welcome people from mall faiths.

The Temple of Ultimate Doom where Indiana Jones’ wife spent all his collections.

10m2 ?

We accept PrayPal

In our temple you will recognize different popular names and brands including ”Gods’R’Us’, ”24:7”, ”Thru Religion” and ”Biblos”. You can also admire many ancient Web portals and Bill gates.

The PRC has lately become more tolerant of religion.

Temple? Shirley you can’t be serious!

For sale: TV; IPhone; Laptop, and other household Gods

GOODS Oh who cares.? It’s just semantics.

How many centipedes to a cubic metre?

Is this the legendary Shaolin Temple?

Walmart, for short.

The Engrish here is truly lengendary.