Whatever you’re thinking — non’t!

Do, I’m dot a Carver.

Approved by Carving Klein

But “non’t” is a contraction for “no not”, which means that it’s mandatory to carve in here!

Just No It.

– Dike

Aww! I was thinking of doing aa “slice and dice job” on the missus.

Excuse me Chang. Do you mind if I cut in?

Why what did the cow do.

There’s not enough Non’ting in the world

No. Or no dot. There is no carve.

Must be the archetypal nonce word.

You will null your knife on that.

Forgive them, for they no not what they do.

Carve, and U may end up with nonuts.

Then how do ya plan to serve me that da*m Peking Duck I just ordered???!!!

*carves into fence* Okay, I non’t.

Please or visit our website: carving(not)com

I still believe, that the “Exploding Chicken”, is the brest meal you can wear.

Alright, alright, I mon’t!

Please don’t mutilate our turkeys.

– But I carve to please, Officer!
– You would carve slippery chickens were north, right, Madam?

Can I scratch my noes?

@Seventy2rd o clock | 12:17 pm: It’s better than scratching your ayes!

Someone made a non’trivial error.

Online translation: Sum Ting Wong
Offline carving: Don Car Wing

@ Droll not Troll | 4:36 pm: You mean scratching aye balls! 😉

Slow nown! Nangerous carves ahean!

Okay I wiln’t.

But I can break it! ?

May I crave my lady instead?

Ok, so can I nraw graffiti ?