The fairy’s demands didn’t stop there…

I never knowed you got five wishes.

See also ”How to Marry Christmas”

Good to know that to wuit5 to get to sleep yolopin

Yolopin the act of sleeping cutesy.

Curtsy ? Genuflect maybe.

Althogh the last time i dipped my fingers in the Font, the water caught fire.

I wouldn’t even wear a YOLO pin when I’m awake!

I see. Yolo is an acronym for “You Only Live Once”

Thereefore; A Yolo Pin, is a pice of jewellery depicting this logo.

– Do you, Marry, take this man, Frog, the have and the hold from this day the forward, for batter and for wows, in curtsy and in yolopin, to love and to Shelly, ’till dead do you partially?
– OK!

Thus: There is no bloody way you could sleep in one.

But, you could attach it to various parts of your anatomy.

So! That is the word for a group of Frogs.

A Kiss of Frogs.

– Mommy, is Marry OK?
– Don’t worry, honey. She’s choice!

50% OK / 50% Undecided

– Do not marry
– Do not single stay
– Sleep separately

Thank God it is not a croak of ’em.

@72rd. 0424.. I hope you don’t advocate having sex separately too.

Useless infi\ormation: The collective nouns for frogs are: an army of frogs. a knot of frogs. a colony of frogs. a fester of frogs. a bundle of frogs. even a froggery of frogs.

VI. Get psychiatric help – you’re looking for marriage advice from a shirt!

@ Marum, 4:28: Not to worry, satisfying sex has always been within arm’s reach.

Frogs in the key of F make nice music, but if they cross a road at the wrong time, frogs B flat.

Advice from Grimm’s Brothers?

No f-words, please. Only f frogs!

Are there gods at the bottom of your garden?

@ Marum | 4:28 am: Well, in Yolopin …

Flog a frog.

If you are castigated for wearing this dopey T Shirt, you might never have sex again.

Kiss La Frogs

Sheesh, if that’s what it takes to marry OK, I’d hate to see what it takes to marry good.

You only live once – park in neutral
You only like once – pee in Niagra
You only live once – party in Nancy

There’s something about Marry…

Well no wonder I’m still single!

I signed up for a vacation and the agent’s name? Merry Johnson!

What about kissing krauts or limeys?

Get thee to a Froggery!

Well this is just ridiculous!
How am I supposed to tell a fairy god apart from any other god?
What am I looking for, a rainbow t-shirt or something???

Frog: “…but you forgot to curtsey…”
“Shaddup and just KISS me, Kermit!”
screamed Miss Piggy.

A YOLO Pin??
What is this, like, the Voodoo part of the procedure?

“I kissed a frog – and it turned into a lift ticket, coin, cellular phone, and then a portable ashtray – but not a prince.”

@Myself 2:13 pm:

“Marry had a little lambda…”

Frog AF!