No unions at the captive factory!

Man thing and female thing are located slightly below the shirt

Things that make you go hmmmmm.

Choice of the bag fashionable you.

At the captive factory they use sleeve labour.

“Look for the slave made label at a store near you!”

Captive Factory – A tradition since WWII.

The male thing is looking for some shirt tail.

The captive factory is associated with chain stores.

As a guy, I can choose the necktie but not the bag.

So the fashion is shirt, necktie and bag. Pants optional?

Take 2:
The fashion is shirt, necktie and bag. No pants, so people can see your male thing or female thing.

Wear once and useless for man and woman

50 years in the making

Manumission gives you freedom, and expensive clothing.

Slavery is so naff.

Sweatshops, are the in thing.

My lady was very hady with a needle. When we became lovers, that naughty little Asian lady made her own shorts shorts, with a zipper that went up one leg, across, and down the other leg.

She showed me a pair one day, and demonstated the zipper with a coy smile. As it was her idea, I took full advantage of the facility. 😉

A shirt with a man thing comes with a dickey.

@DnT 0649.
Dress Code: Tie and Tails. NB. Decorations may be worn.:

Well, { maybe }

I can understand the no pants thing.

It is a debate, therefore they wish to air their differences..

50% cotton / 50 years makes

Now, wait just a sec. Look at the first “the” in the fourth line of text. The “h” seems to be substituted by a musical flat symbol (♭). In the German note naming convention, “H flat” is actually B, which in turn is B♭ in the English naming system. And B♭ minor just happens to be one of the most depressing key signatures ever.
Wow, even the text itself, through a Freudian slip, admits how miserable it is to work in the captive factory…

The reason for this caption is that useless shirts.

In Soviet captive factory, shirt surrounds YOU.

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Ahhh, good times at the old captive factory…

@Marum | 7:25 am: Decorations = family jewels. 😛

@DrLex | 4:23 am: If they are below the same shirt, that’s when things get interesting!

You can be a fashionable coordinate on a graph.