Have used you feel very vexed?

Yes, have all have had.

Stale becomes fresh and sealed

Careful what one pulls

At first I couldn’t understand protection against the tide, then I saw it’s a sea-ler.

It’s good to be relaxed when one pulls.

– Mommy, what is seal machine?
– It’s where little seals, nonutility and herm etic come from, sweetie.

For water leaking from in the nightlylife we have an even more effective bedside model.

To be or nonutility be, that is the vexed question.

Get sealed, you depraved non utility.

Relaxed one pulls. Stiff one pushes.

Must be Wayne Carr relaxing

Seal your depravity in a plastic cavity.

My state of mind has become too mildewed and depraved to understand these instructions.

A wicked old witch of The Rhone,
Cursed a nubile younf harlot named joan,
The men weren’t amused,
But their minds were bemused,
For she had been hermetically sealed up with stone.

Yes, simplicity… Uhh, yeeah…..

It seals your sac perfectly.

By the time I finished trying to read and understand of of this, the food I was going to seal became mildewed, which made me very vexed, indeed.

I would be VERY vexed indeed if some mentioned my nonutility!

Dailylife is taking on water. All hands to the lifeboats!

This is a VEX rated product.

We will go to the ends of the Earth to find the culprit of this depraved, becomingmildewed crime.

I was wondering where all the water was leaking from, then I realized – it was from my daily life! I used SUPERSEALER and it worked like a charm! Now I’m recommending SUPERSEALER to all my friends.

To be relaxed or to be vexed?
That is the question.

I actually owned one of these devices (different brand). It worked very well… for a while (battery operated – cheaply manufactured). But, now I feel depraved for using it.