I’m not impressed…

Why am I wet

Something and all that jazz

When hot and black is not enough.

– Impresso, Madam?

I doubt she. would be that impressed, but still very happy

20% cotton / 80% hardon

Those dreams only used to make my pyjama pants damp. I wasn’t impressed.

5 times a night? That would be impressive!

@Seventy2rd o clock: Permanent Impressed.

@Seventy2rd o clock: Hardon is a wood fibre, I suppose?

The maid, not so much.

If you can regularly manage number 5 with style, she will be so impressed, she will brag to all her girlfriends. Suddenly, you will have nearly a dozen asian ladies, lusting after you.

@ Droll not Troll | 4:26: Well, it only happens to me when I’m pressed…

Mamba Number Five!

That is the difference between an asian lady and an australian one.

Asian lady: She will asssume that you fiind her so entertaining, you don’t ever want to stop..

Australian lady: HURRY UP!!

Note the position and shape of the pockets. Could well explain how creamy dreams came to be.

Hmm. Which, in my case, was a dead accurate deduction.

Not Vegan.

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am
95% cotton / 5% expandex

Sweet dreams are made of cream
Who am I to be impressed?
I travel the world and the 5 seas.

Anyone else remember the “creamy dreamy” Caramilk chocolate bar commercial from the 1970s? That was long before the “Caramilk secret” commercials,

@Marum 5:00:

You think YOU’VE got it bad, mate?
I’m gonna append to your original:

Asian lady: She will asssume that you fiind her so entertaining, you don’t ever want to stop..

Australian lady: HURRY UP!!

American lady: DON’T TOUCH ME, YOU PIG, YOU MORON!!!

@UCity 1132.. When my asian lady really begged me to, I could take her to the high “C”s :wink:.

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