Mud Filled Paradise

No -I’m afraid that you are just having a hot flash and you are going to have to get all the mud out of here.

huh, mud filled paradise,… primordial bestiality… sounds like fun to me!!

Hell indeed looks promising…

Inhabited primarily by eight-year-old boys.

i’m feeling a little frightened, little scared right about now. i am about to exercise my option to use our “safe word”, okay?

It’s been my life’s dream to experience the unforgettable sensation of entering right into hell.

Tonight, we dine in Mud-Filled Paradise!

Sha klak bet ut say poi tee nui each son gi roku se chee chi MY WEINER HURTS!

Is this a warning sign or an advertisement?

Because nothing that this attraction offers seems attractive.

Nothing like bathing in hellish primordial soup.

Ah, mud-filled paradise. The only place on earth you can get primordial bestiality at the same quality as hell.

Be careful, the living mud rapes people on occasion….

I always knew there would be bestiality in hell!

Kozaburo Arashiyama has a lifelong supply of opium…

now you know where to go when your wife says ‘go to hell’!

Different idea of ‘mixed bathing’ than what I was hoping for.

Yeah, I’d say entering hell was fairly unforgettable…

I agree, entering hell sounds pretty unforgettable.

wow, mud filled hell! what paradise

Beware primordial bestiality!! 😀

Wow, it’s just heaven, but it’s in hell too. How on earth do you figger out that paradox?

this guy just used the fanciest words he found in his electronic dictionary in random order. no wait…. nevermind, the sensation of connecting directly to a geothermal source and entering hell really is unforgettable. this guys a genius.

You have to hand it to them, the japs know how to make a sale.

PS no swimming in the volcano

“So where did you go for your vacation?”

“Hell. It was great. Very relaxing.”

oh the sensation

Ah the joys of working of working in hell. When you go home to your wife, you reek of premordial beastiality. Good thong you mate your wife at work.

Honey! Where have you been? You reek of primordial bestiality!

We’ve seen a real shift in latest hot trends of the aesthetics and spa industry. R&R is out, primordial bestiality is in. Massage therapy out, nightmarish mud torture from hell in.

Best pick-up line EVER…

that scares me. =(

There will be weeping, gnashing of teeth, mud which clings to you while reeking of primordial beastiality.

The mud clings to me reeking of primordial bestiality

“Honey, why is your paradise filled with mud ?”.
“It’s called Primordial Bestiality, darling. It’s all the rage right now. It’s when the ooze get’s right up in your grill.”
“Sounds fun. Reeks a bit though.”
“And it burns, like the eternal fires of hell.”
“It’s ok, they have a cream for that.”

How about entering heaven? *sobs* ; _ ;

That sounds a little too kinky for me…

I said pull the quote from Dante’s Paradiso, not Dante’s Inferno! Great, just great, how am I supposed to explain this to the contractor?!

Well, the Japanese also came up with tentacle monsters raping women…

In Japan, we talk about slimy monsters and tentacle demons.
This stuff is nothing out of ordinary…

line between hell and paradise becomes thinner

Now I understand why “Hotspring Travelogue” was banned in 35 countries.

He went to hell and back!

Such truth! I’m sure I’d never forget what Hell felt like!

Hey, is that Dante in the spring? Does he know Faust?

Hotspring source compared to hell?!

Well … It seems that people who enjoyed it are at least pure masochists …