Not your father’s church…

What’s the next episode

She’s dancing a jig.
I woder why.

She’s dancing a jig.
I wonder why.

But when is the movie being released?

Look its all magic all by itself

She’s walking on … trailer!

God Trailer is the sequel to Grease.

Drag ground queen with her new carligion?

God says: STOP DOING FAMILY AFFAIRS!

No need to do the bitter work any more; brew apple cider instead.

God Trailer – there’s an apse for that.

I think she is so happy, becuse that robotised mop thingy, has just spent the last 36.5 hours, amusing her with its handle.

Those spherical things in the background – God’s balls?

The circular mop is so special it has 365 degrees.

That achieved four things:

1. The batteries are flat.

2: She has an entry the Guiness Book of Records.

3. She fired her hubby.

4. She purchased a second one.

By the look on her face, she doesn’t need God to declare that it is Heavenly.

(Deep voice) In a world … where family affairs are not happy … and where dragging the ground is the bitter work … one God solves it all.
Coming soon.

Less work, more pray.

Many religions had a blind god, but this one seems to be the god of venetian blinds.

365 degrees? I’m guessing either that’s not water in the bucket, or God is messing with the laws of physics in that trailer.

It’s a God-given miracle that she can clean that floor with a long-handled metal dectector.

All right, it’s time to clean the God Trailer. Don’t make me drag ground you over there.

Coming soon to a church near you.

Prefect for my divine caravan…

I didn’t know God was ISO 9001 certified…

GOD: The Movie
Coming this Day of the Lord

NOW the Son of Man has a place to lay his head.

The movie is called ”GodFather”

It is obvious that girl is divine. She hovers above the floor without even casting a shadow.

God must be holding the handle on that “metal detector” up.
‘Coz that gal sure ain’t…!!!