A real animal would shower.

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I like the word “lugubrious”. Which is how I descibed Windows2000 once. When asked to define what I meant. Thus:

It put me in mind of a chorus line of Hippopotami, dancing swan lake in Tutus.

They happily put out themselves the water leakage.

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Testerday mine put on a fur rug, and was pretending to be the cat. I only realized, when he ate the whole bag of catfood.

– How can you put a hippo in a can?
– Squeeze them thoroughly!

The aren’t crazy brave these hippos

They are cowards look at the mess they’ve made

A very old joke:

Q: What is huge and fat and black, and has a huge trunk?

A: An Italian woman going on holidays.

Q: Why do Italian women wear Black?

A: So people won’t mistake them for elephants, when they go on holidays

The courageous soak in whisky.

That last statement is a crock.

Do hippo hearts taste like chicken?

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Thanks. A crock of whisky would go down well.

Of course they soak in it. Otherwise they dehydrate and shrink, and become even bigger cowards.

Beach Ape loves Water too.

Three gentlemen from Africa, are sitting in the Summit restaurant in Toowoomba. (at the top of the range)

One says: It’s too WOOM bah, another says it’s too woom BAH, the third onee says, no, it’s TOOO WOOOMB ah.

A local thinks he will be helpful and says: “It is prononced “too woom ba.” It is an old Aboriginal word which means – where the water sits down.”

The three gentlemen from africa look him up and down, and one says: “i don’t really believe you would know. I’ll bet you have never heard a Hippopotamous fart underwater!”

Hippos like to write witty, satirical plays?

@Yu No Hoo | 4:56 am: You’re right. Hippos aren’t afraid of crocs.

Their heart may be coward, but they have the kidneys of a WARRIOR!

Vetinarians take the Hippotonic Oath.

Tell that to Flavio and Maurita.

I’ve been through the desert on a hippo with no name (he wouldn’t tell me because he was such a coward).

I wanted a hippopotamus for Christmas… but he was too scared to ride in Santa’s sleigh. 🙁

Coward
Very coward
The most coward

Very lights can be scary.

@Lora: The hippo was probably scared of the reindeer.

Were Flavio and Marita so cowardly of heart that they’d relocate to a cushy penthouse in the city?

I tried to make a funny comment but only was able to cry.