Anything smaller?

Something for the children

While stocks last

Because I’m a grower, not a shower.

It’s not hard to make this dish.

It’s just an appetizer of a seven-intercourse dinner …

The most recommended spice is Viagra.

– Boner Appétit!

It kinda grows on you.

They say in moern English, punctuation doesn’t matter:

What’s this funny little thing called, love?

What’s this funny little thing, called love?

@DnT 04:10
But when you work hard enough on it, it’s no longer small.

I have this after a swim.

@Yu Noo Hoo 0524.

The snot green, scrotum tightening, sea.

(W.C. Fields)

Usual disclaimer:
Warning, may contain nuts.

Well, it’s Fryday 13th for a while

So Big Cock for most of the time, men‘s favorite dish.

Seeing the waitresses is part of the meal. Your “while” will finish shortly…

“Hey, I was in the pool….”

30 minutes later you’re hungry again.

It will fill the hole until dinner time.

Stop pickin’ on my chicken!

Only until you pullet.

They added “a while” to the description after people kept asking “how long?”

This female judoka, was sitting in an aisle seat in a picture theatre, when a man sat on her lap in the dark.

She tossed him off into the aisle.

is it there yet?

– Waiter! Is my cock, like, worm?

Just to find out what it’s like , or…?

– Don’t swallow it, honey … !

They used to offer Big Cock for 3 to 4 Hours, but people kept alerting their physicians.

Who says dick sizes matter?

Our motto: ‘Coming Soon’

I’ll leave the waiter a small tip.

Mike Hunt is on vacation. 😈

Asian portions lead to Asian proportions.

Good way to make sure Junior will behave properly among the womenfolk.

“Honey, stop playing with your food.”

An unfortunate side effect of a winter run.

And it makes its own gravy.

@PeeBee: Red, white, or brown?

Leave room for something bigger for dessert.

Interest in our updated menu has petered out.

No worries, it will turn large in just a moment ^_^