Ladies, your bus will be next.

And crash carefully.

– One ticket for a toilet seat, please.
– Sorry but we are full, Sir. You’ll have to stand at the urinals.

Yes. I really do believe you shouuld shut the door first, and perhaps pull the blind.

Sucking its a man’s travel

Disabled sucks man

One could probably say; “He was kept in overnight for observation.”

But i am too well mannered, to crack such a terrible pun.

If you won’t close the door, you greatly suck immediately!

The only service you can expect from this travel company is lip service.

Woman’s Travel:

just do yourself manually

This is the private taxi service of the Suck Ho building.

The tires of the van were all deflated because those who couldn’t get into it sucked all the air out.

Smart car using its head.

Is there any chrome left on the trailer hitch?

I’m sorry, I don’t know how to set it to “automatic”.

Automation : making life better.

Gently sucked automatically? There’s an app for that.

Or you’ll be bus,ted.

Passengers must consult driver before blowing the horn.

On the blue “handicap” sign, there is a large rectangle protruding from what seems to be the stick-man’s crotch. Maybe this bus is for such people…

This must be the shuttle from one of those all-inclusive sex tourism resorts.

If you don’t close the door – it bites.

Please! Vehicle is often stops. No teeth using in van!