Our body wants to sit on the beach.

Our body sinks

One normally does sink, when a boat runs over them.

Body fall out of boat

He’s not drowning.

He’s just thaiered.

Hey ThaksinI thought Floatation Vests had foam in them – not cement.

Our body is a life jacket under the sea.

Is that an exit in the lower sea corner?

Maybe our body is a life girl, then.

Please do not follow the arrow.

The water is not very wide, just swim for the edge.

Inflating it by blowing through the tube doesn’t make it a life buoy either.

@Marum | 4:02 am: Must’ve been a ring buoy.

Grow some fats dude!

At Kohphiphi, Our buoy is somebody.

We are drowning creatures.

Gills only, no buoys allowed.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Chao Pho (Thai Mafia).

♪
Anchors aweigh, my buoy…
♪

Rough translation:

“Don’t lean over the side, landlubber.”

But if you must drown, do so carefully.

Our body is not a life buoy, so PLEASE, don’t latch onto us while you’re drowning.

You fall off boat, we keep going.

Also, your mind is not a vessel.

‘Cause IIIII ain’t got no booody,
It floated to sea,
Like a buoy,
And no body cares about me!

♪…our body lies under the sea
our body is not a life buoy ♪
oh bring back our body to meeee! ♪

Who’s using the Royal We? The king of Siam?

“Oh bring back my body to me…”

Never have an out-of-body experience if you have a poor sense of direction!

There was a band known as “The Buoys”, whose only hit was the song “Timothy”, sung by Rupert Holmes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGNdvKvbxYQ

On the other hand, this compulsive gambler owing a debt of over 20 million is, so here you go!

Dive fastly to avoid driverless boating!

Weird. I submitted a caption for this one via my phone the other day, and it’s showing up there but not when i view it on my computer.
Seriously, I’m looking at both right now.

So basically, no lifeguard on duty.

“A man, whose body was found washed up on Koh PhiPhi beach, was identified as a local life buoy.”