Do you have anything a little cheaper?

Used by Scots for their first issue of the day

Rinse for further use

CAUTION: Use one sh*t at a time

– Don’t crap your hands, sweetie, use that toilet paper!
– Is it OK crap my hands twice, Mommy?

Made in Porcelain.

After it’s been used twice, you can use it for a turd time.

On the hole, I’d rather have toilet paper that hasn’t already been used.

That doesn’t look like a very large package. I get the feeling it contains only enough tickets for one visit.

High grade toilet paper.
Use only if you’re a smartass.

“Mat, mat, mat. You’re glib.”

Do not use internally.

Used toilet products suitable for any occasion, not just breakfast.

”Every Time … I Crap My Hands!”

– Turtle

The meaning of recycled

The “toilet mat” – could that be a butt gasket (cowboy hat)?

No ifs or butts.

They also make condoms with sandpaper on the inside.

It is good for trimming the wick.

“I got it from the toilet seat, it jumped right up and grabbed my meat.”- Frank Zappa

Definition of leverage: If you go to the toilet with an erection, and while you are pushing it down to havea pee, your feet come off the ground; that’s leverage.

Zs they might say: Yu uppim tuapela wantaim. 🙄

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They must be good, they’re used by precedent rump.

Reserved for the Germans

I will pay attention to preventing infectious diseases… by not using toilet paper that’s already been used.

@algernon: Scots only? How about Albanians, Angles, Arabs, Armenians, Chinese, Croats, Egyptians, English, Finns, Germans, Greeks, Han, Hanguk, Hungarians, Huns, Iberians, Indians, Iranians, Irish,, Italians, Japanese, Jews, Kazakhs, Khazars, Koreans, Lapps, Lebanese, Lesbians, Letts, Norse, Parsees, Pashtuns, Persians, Picts, Punjabis, Roma, Romans, Romanians, Romulans, Romuva, Samoans, Saxons, Scots, Serbs, Sorbs, etc. etc.

Golden Rule for the Chinese Loo . . .

For 2-ply toilet paper, use all FOUR sides; for 3-ply , use all SIX.