I was hoping to over compensate…

With polka dot bikinis

For apparel of minute quality

– And the green bag. No, not this green, the red one!

Finally a definitive answer to that age-old question about size.

Approved by Weenie the Poo

Try also our ‘Adulty Hotdoggie’

They’re hiring!

Apparently they are short-staffed.

The clothing is designed to hide those random boners that plague the teen years!

When it came to naming the business, someone dropped the ball.

They changed the name from “Pinky’s”.

One size fits all.

OOOUUUCCCHH!!!

– Can I help you, Miss?
– Uh, sumtin, like, hot pants with French fries?

Their Men‘s brand is called Teenie Weiner.

My back order — I have to keep asking if it’s in yet.

The prices won’t be hard on your wallet.

I got a job there as a towel rack.

Found in China? That’s blatant stereotyping.

CAUTION: Keep it out of teenagers

There is, or was, a store chain with the name “13 Plus-a size, not an age”.

You must be no bigger than this to enter. —–>

I remember that song.
Teeny weeny
Teeny weeny
Trimble middle sword

I shop at Mommy Salami, myself.

Is that a weenie in your pocket or are you just happy to teeny?

It’s all made from virgin wool.

@Yu No Hoo | 5:57 am: It won’t be long. They’re tightening up the system.

I shopped there, and suddenly had buyer’s remorse

“Our prices are not inflated!”

Formerly known as Itsy Bitsy.

My goal is to lose weight so I can shop at . . .

The owner is a little prick.