This menu is in bullet points.

Watch out for the pecker, oops, I mean beak!

Did they include a fire distinguinsher?

Gee…combining MRE’s into one’s sidearm?
What’ll they think of next?

and the pigs supply illegal drugs.

My lunch was Cung Buu’ed!

What calibre are the shells?

The last guy that had this ended up in hospital with a terrible pullet wound.

“May I take your orders, sir.”

Don’t forget to duck.

Something new for fans of self destruction.

This chicken is the bomb

goes well with the exploding chicken

I prefer my meal eaten, not exploded.

– Waiter! What’s this?
– Chicken Fried Kentucky, Sir.

Try also:

FRENCH FRIES UNCLEAR WEAPONS
ROFL MAO BOOM

It sounds so wrong but it tastes so right!

I’ll have a shot… of whiskey

Ammunition in the fight against hunger.

I don’t understand howitzer menu item.

Chicken wings or chicken arms?

Cutlery’s last stand.

Careful, the pistols are already cocked.

With bean shoots on the side.

♪ ♫ And the capons go rolling along ♪ ♫

In the higher-priced section of the menu they have shotgun partridges.

Because everything tastes better fried.

I guess I should look into a concealed cooking permit.

Don’t go shooting your mouth off about this.

– That’s for dessert storm?

A meal for pandas.
(Y’know…eats shoots and leaves…)

Ya mean like chicken-fried steak?
Weapons a la Marie Antoinette:
“Let them eat steak!”

There’s actually a movie with the title “Kentucky Fried Movie”> Don’t know what it’s about though.