Please stay deated.

Do I fasten my zeatbelt first

Pears and bights are above you.

Prevents you from dinking.

They forgot the letter ‘h’.

At least it’s not under the sea

Yes – if it crashes, everyone would be deat.

I’d rather be def than deat.

deat – dead beat!

Meal dervice included hot & dour doup.

Under my date, you mean.

It’s a matter of life and deat.

The sign maker is a dilly dod.

Wouldn’t know my deat from a hole in the ground.

Indeat, it is!

Was the sign maker Brian Badondes’ cousin?

No, this is correct. The deat is to keap the mosqueatos away.

Sad, the last picture he ever took…

Dhanghai Doup Dumpling derved for extra charge.

Hey Flight Attendant…dumbody left Poo-erh tea on my deat!
That what row #2 for…

And oxygen mask above your dead.

So it’s six feet under

Good think Sully didn’t pilot THIS airplane!

I can’t hear you, try turning up the SEF.

Fasten your deat belts. The Grateful Sead concert will begin in five minutes.

China duckd big time.