18 and older

My lady used to say words to that effect, but she really didn’t mean it.

Something for the turgid

Looks like Mrs Porn has a new franchise. In the Suck Ho building

And if I did….Then I used to have to buy her something expensive, to get her to forgive me. We men sure are easily manipulated, aren’t we?

Next to the shallow and softer

Hang on to your hats, ladies!

Maid in Malaysia

You can leave your hat on.

Whoever chose the store name really pulled a boner!

Just Do It.

Remember the shirts with the “F C U K” in big letters on the back (for French Connection United Kingdom)? Yes, I actually saw them at Macy’s! Of course, now they say ” French Connection UK Style”.

Their best selling accessory is KY jelly.

– It’s hard to go any deeper, honey. The screw is fried!

@DnT 0427. Does that stop the kids form opening the bedroom door, while you are enterrtaining the wife?

Find something to match your pumps.

Customers have been going in and out all day.

Our staff is the best.

Hurry up the beefcakes.

As long as you take your weight on your elbows.

– And you are welcome to come again, Madam!

Joy likes:

The Cockwell Inn.

Tillit Herz.

UK.

EDIT: Herts

“You sell what? No, I need drilling equipment for my oil well!”

Where the bargains just keep on coming!

The Beyond part of Bed Bath.

“I’m sorry, that item is out of stock and I have a headache.”

Right next to Jiffy Lube.

We guarantee to fit you. You will be satisfied!

That would be a better name for a law firm….

‘Harder N Deeper’ is just an adult version of ‘Hansel N Gretel’

here at the navy, we’re looking for a bunch of seamen

Is that a wallet in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?

Those are king-sized condoms, I suppose . . .

Wait- I’m getting a deep-on.

No deliveries in rear, please.