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Honey, have you seen the landlord?

posted on 21 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

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Lower rent! And more ribs.

Photo courtesy of Kirill Kuzmin.
Menu found in China.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

The landlord was named Adam, and here are his ribs.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Turn them into a meat dish. Problem solved

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Looks like his lover, err liver.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

In China, you have to sneak political messages in wherever you can.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Honey I burnt the chips.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Donald Trump?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Down with the Petit Bourgeoisie, more power to the proletariat.

Workers of the world unite, cast out the Capitalist running dogs.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Favorite dish during Cultural Revolution.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The restaurant name is Rent Control.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It’s the lease we can do!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Serf and turf.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Please also try our complementary appetizer and dessert: Fight the Eviction and Fight the Bailiff.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Curiously, the translation is correct. This is the name of a kind of poker game. Maybe it is played with chunks of meat instead of chips.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Would you like to rent a menu, sir?

Geo
Geo
10 years ago

They deserve SOME punishment for overcharging us, but cooking sounds too harsh of a penalty… oh well, it was the Great War of ’37.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

This is what happens when renting houses to cannibals.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Dr Lex 0423 Chinesee Monoply maybe?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Until he fixes the roof, I’m putting the rent money into escargot.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

This method is quicker than Political Re-education.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@FB 0507. Great one mate. That comment so discombobulated my mental organisation, that it took me ages to remember the correct word.

“escrow”. 💡

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Chianti anyone?

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

We’re having super for supper!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter! We’d like new order, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Rent In Peace

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

That’s the first and last time I’m having this.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter! I think there’s Sum Ting Wong here.
– Yes – that was the gentleman’s name, Sir.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

@jjhitt 5:45. Yes please, and some fava beans as well.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

We serfs are starving.
Fight the landlords and raid their refrigerators!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– How would you like your fight against landlords, Madam?
– I ketchup them and French fries them.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

No problem, I’m an atheist anyway.

TS
TS
10 years ago

Eat the rich, eat your landlord.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

In all seriousness, is this maybe a metaphorical reference to the smell of this menu item?

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

I’ll have my steak medium-arrears.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

They shall be rent asunder!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Our meals have a Kuomin tang.

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