Please stop splashing.

Careful drowning by careful walking off edge

The last steps a doozy

Swimming not recommended

You need a plan to drown?

Don’t even think about carelessly staying alive

I carefully fell into water, I even took the child, but … nothing

Who put that small rectangle there?!

A careful, safe drowning is just as bad as a careless, reckless drowning.

– Look Ma, no hands!

I don’t always drown, but when I do I don’t want to rush things.

The stick figure reminds me of cartoon characters about to fall off a cliff…

Sink before you swim.

Wear safety boots.

If you are Super Mario, it’s safe to jump the ledge, else you will be drowned.

Don’t have a stroke.

The PRC frowns on untidy drowning.

Or else … you will be fine.

Apply for a Permission To Drown Form.

You have to take the correct steps.

I don’t care what your name is, you round-eyed-drongo.

You are not allowed to walk on the water here.

Adults only, no buoys or gurgles allowed.

WARNING:

– Beware of shallow water
– Do not drive because the water is not very deep

When quizzed about the number of Asian tourists drowning on the Gold Coast beaches;

The then mayor of the Gold Coast replied: “Oh, five Asian tourists drowned last year, but that’s nothing to worry about.”

Situation normal. A politician getting his mouth running, before he puts his brain in gear. The thought crossed my mind; whilst it may be nothing to worry about, I’ll bet it was of immediate concern to them, as they went down for the third time.

Beiking
Kunming
Chonqqing
Drowning
Kunjing

Beijing

I don’t always drown, but when I do, it’s Dos Equis.
Stay thirsty, my friends.

(Hopefully that TV ad made it outside the US.)

This wooden sign won’t help you float. It is actually concrete carefully disguised as wood.

Crevel Chinese joke. hehe,haha,hoho. .

@Pete 0651.

Brewed by:
Cervecería Cuauhtémoc Moctezuma, S.A. de C.V.

Hope it tastes better than Corona. That is why they stick lemon in the neck of the Corona stubbies, it disguises the taste of the horth pith within.

No flapping your arms in the water. Once you jump in, pretend you’re already dead.

@Pete

HMM. It is 4.70% ABV. Therefore 2X or XX beer would not be correct.

XX beer would be about 2% ABV

Therefore it could be 2 kisses?

How do they interpret it in the USA?

Carp cereviscium (Lat). Carpecervecia (Esp?)

Be careful to drown in water. Drowning on land is strictly forbidden.

For people who are not sure how, careful drowning courses are available.

Who do I have to drown carefully?

@Droll 8:38 am

Bob.

Help keep the river clean. Attach yourself to a tree with a long rope before drowning.

@Yu No Hoo | 8:42 am: After they’re drowned, most people will bob. 😈

If you expect a lifeguards help while drowning carelessly – Don’t hold
your breath.

That’s what cement shoes are for.

I see, it’s just a typo, they meant to put
‘Drown scarefully’

The ultimate buzzkill nation. Even accidental death has to be done cautiously.

In the back we can see 3 unsuspected hikers about to visit the Careful Drowning exhibit.