Use the old exit.

If you have to, use the rear entrance.

‘Coz 15 will getcha 20.

Can I exit them?

Not a sign found at any Catholic church.

Do not enter the Minor League, stick with the Majors.

– May I enter now, Major?

Do not enter the miners, either; you will get lost in the mine shaft.

No Problem, I will suck them out. I mean seek them out.

Have a seat over there in that area.

Warning: Keep out of children.

… unless the matter is urchin.

This lounge is open to the general pubic.

Minor in, Major out

And that’s the end of my baseball career.

Sex tourists NOT welcome!

We’re not kidding.

With a sign like that I expect a whole lot more than a smoking lounge.

Kunming?

I thought it was Split.

… and be careful were you put those butts.

I guess one can be in Satyr orial splendour.

“He was charged with arson.”

‘What, lighting up little fires?’

“No! Lighting up little boys.”

Doesn’t stop the catholic priests

Sorry the doors shut

“Be on the lookout for the suspect driving a brown Ford Probe.”

While you’re at it, don’t enter the adults, either. That’s just plain weird if you’re at an airport (assuming you’re in a private location!)

CAUTION: May cause flight

Miss, I’m willing to volunteer and man the emergency entrance.

The Colgate ring of confidence.

Chris Hansen posted this sign

They’ve been known to misuse those pick axes and cover everything they touch in coal dust.

This is about minor-league players being paid under minimum wage, isn’t it?

Yea, what do you think this is? Thailand?