You’re on MY happy time, now.

Don’t need a computer to view porn? Happy time indeed! I want this device!

Don’t understand Direction for Use? The remote control key explains it to you.

Must be a new Olympic sport pront hurdling

Twinkling fascination

algernon: perhaps it is ‘pr0nt” 😀

Display your bits at happy time.

This is my Number One device.
Number Two is that restaurant.

This explains everything

The rest is crystal clear, but I can’t figure out (6), (11) and (15) somehow.

It also supports S &M format

Nobody reads the instructions anyway…why spend good money on a translator?

The time switch machine will send you back to the years when you had a fascinating appearance.

Supporting everything, including your hernia.

So. This device will give me better and longer lasting elections?

If it uses up even one microsecond of my “happy time”, I will shove its rotten electronic guts in the blender.

It has many megabytes. My lady thought megabytes were, millions of tiny bites. 😉

FYI. I did my best to prove her correct. 😀

I’m glad we don’t need a hurdle. It’s really annoying when the picture keeps jumping.

Need not to hurdle to sprint.

Time-Switch Machine — the past, the future, happy-time, all in a twinkling.

Caption is made at any time!

Hey, remote control key – how do magnets work?

Which one is the button for the female orgasmatron?

I love how the time travel feature is mentioned as an afterthought.

This makes me re-appear in fascinating appearance?
Well…that certainly WOULD make for more Happy Time!

Settle a space in a twinkling….hmm.
So…would that be closer to homesteading or just plain “squatting” on someone else’s property?

Looks like we finally found The Wayback Machine.
And fortunately neither Mr. Peabody nor Sherman are anywhere in sight!

The last time I hurdled over ANYTHING to fetch a print-out was at least 25 years ago!

This will make your handsome prints a reality.

♫ Let’s do the Time-Switch again… ♫

How did Time Lord technology get into a Chinese product?

@EffEff 12:52pm When Dr Who becomes Dr Hu.

In space, no one can hear you t(w)inkling.

@ Marum 4:56 am: A shorter-lasting election would be better, considering the current candidates.

Hey Genius,

Marum’s an Aussie.
I doubt he gives a rat’s a$$ about our candidates.
But I’d wager he totally supports the idea of longer-lasting elections!
😉

BTW Actually; Sounds like “elections”.

Guys. From this distance, it would be presumptuous in the extreme, for me to recommend a candidate. Unlike our interfering, self righteous, sanctimonious, nongs, we call our press. Until we fix our own system, who are we to advise, carp, criticize, or cast nasturtiums. 😀

Although US politics sounds like fun.

Our political system, is like, standing under a freezing cold shower, tearing up $100,000.00 notes, while being beaten around the nuts with an electrified Squash-racket.

Now THAT sounds like fun!

Appreciation for you not commenting.
I would never presume to say anything about another country’s politics.
As for me…all I can think is “Are these two the best we can come up with?”

I think the political system here is irreparably broken.
But that’s enuf downer talk for this happy website.

@Marum: Gotta true story for ya, mate. Spring 1991, Hon-Atsugi Station, Odakyu Line, Kanagawa, Japan. At night and weekends I used to teach English on top of my day-job when I was living & working in Japan. One of my fellow teachers was an affable bloke from the Melbourne area. One night after our classes had wrapped up, we were at the station waiting for our respective trains home. So we shot the breeze to pass the time. He tried to teach me the differences between “ocker” and “strine” but it never quite sunk. I still can’t tell the diff.… Read more »

If your election lasts more than 8 hours, see your doctor. (and I don’t mean Who this time)

Supporting hot (butt) plug for happy times

Hopefully, when the remote control key explains, the explanation will be slightly more clear (and in English!)