I swear her book has silicone

I got a boobmark from hugging for too long.

So many paper clips so few pages

Lets all sall

I prefer the sally article. She has a good boob to look at which makes for easier reading.

The pictures are what would be if Hello Kitty and Microsoft Clippy had babies..

When did Sanrio get into the AV business?

Boobmark – cleavage?

Could have used these when I took Engrish Titerature.

Otto von Boobmark? The Germans named a battleship after him.

I love a good shirt story.

♪ ♫
… We gotta clip the Boobmark ’cause the world depends on us. ♪ ♫

Hello kitties!

Judging from the shape of those boobmarks, I’d say the owners are really old!

Boobmarks will help you keep abreast of your reading.

I like big books.

I ♥ Kitty Titty

Attendance at local libraries suddenly surged for the past month.

It’s like the first step before nipple clamps.

I(.)(.)KT

Ride, Sall, Ride, on my mystery ship”

Wes KT I don’t mind pussies either. And they do make me verrrry happy too.

Sail? It’s the Marie Celeste.

I knew a lady who was a professional dancer. I once asked her how they kept those stars on their boobs. The answer was Double-sidd Tape. I always Imagined they used alligator clips. (ouch!)

Use it only when the book sucks…

Boobmarks are for people with bad mammaries.

Stop your pages from getting dug-eared!

Great for anatomy books.

From the bootleg “Hello P**sy” franchise, I suppose.

Don’t slam that book closed! You’ll leave a boobmark!

Made by ‘Hello Titty’

Outside rice-flour noodle, or inside the boo*? Hmmm …

Book readers = Perverts

Who is “KT”?

Hello Kitty grew up to become Hello Pussies

Auntie:

KT = Kitty

We can all join the T-party and appreciate all those T-cups, then read T-leaves, then talk about Model T’s and Model A’s.

I wanted to mark a dozen pages but the package lacked 8.

Can’t I just use a fingerprint?

Where did all this Blood come from?
Paper cuts from paper Crips!