Instant Family: just add water!

Yes dried does involve reducing … in cooking

I think a proper baby when dried would be more than 8 ounces, but I really don’t want to think about that.

Just add water

You’d have to be a real beef JERKy to eat this.

How much for two

Made from Cry Babies.

Heinz latest product

I’m suspicious…Planned Parenthood is just next door.

And I thought dog was unpalatable.

The baby is so dry, it’s powder – baby powder!

So that’s what dried milk is for!

It’s what’s left over after they make Baby Oil.

– Hey, baby? …. Baby… ?!… BAAABYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Instant Family – All-In-One!

CAUTION: Don’t Drink Dry

It better be Sun dried. That freeze dried is just no good.

No need to add water. They wet themselves.

We named ours Crystal and Dustin.

Just what are they trying to feed us?

Soylent Kimchi is…

2011????

Can be Engrish Admin have backlogged berry huge substances of submission. Need more diameter.

@$6.99 I’ll have six thanks. They will go well on the Barbie, on Saturday arvo.
I wonder what wine would go best with them?

@Yu No Hoo 0532. In that case, I guess one would not need salt either. 😆

Apparently 꼴뚜기 is a type of squid.
So…it’s dried baby squid.

Sorry to ruin the party.

I also imagine that they would provide their own gravy.

@Pete. 0637. Aww! I thought it was a 71. Which I hear, is 2 times better than a 69.

Someone forgot to water the cabbage patch again..

@Marum 6:36. Na

@Marum:

Hmmm…a 69’s pretty darned good in and of itself.
Trying to imagine the gymnastics to achieve a 71 to make it even better…

Little bath towel sold separately.

You know they’re making those diapers too absorbent when ALL the moisture is sucked out of the kid!

Just add milk

But I thought you weren’t supposed to put the baby in the dryer!!!!!

This is what happens when you don’t vaccinate your kids against the Yang/Kohm Planet virus.

Somebody took Jonathan Swift’s “modest proposal” a little too seriously.

@EffEff 0756. Yes it is a terrible disease. It causes one to recite Retrac Angam in Klingon.

Phasers on stun Mr. Jerkoff. “Checkof Cap’n, Checkof”

Just add milk to revive