Robot layoffs!

Drinks at knock down prices

No money in the slot

Come on buddy, buy a drink, help an old veteran out.

Because out of control?

There’s still some coke left

How will the machine support his vending family now?

Have coke, will disperse

(dispense of course)

I heard Pepsi is hiring.

Mad in China.

(This is not a case of my “e” key not working – I intended this one)

Bad luck girls, your machine is not working. You’ll have to do it by hand.

I thank Asimov for the Laws of Robotics.

Another one canned.

The boss got sick of having a factory full of robots.
He had no on to berate, belittle, and humiliate. Life was sooo boring.
So. He got rid of the robots, and hired a whole stack of workers.
Life was good again.

Espresso machine and 2 gum dispensers to support.

All those years of servos count for nothing.

The machine can always apply for the job of building suicide booths. I’ve heard there’s an opening there after a certain bending robot quit his job.

And in other news, last month’s robot labor participation rate was…

It could soon be selling the other kind of coke to make a living.

Existential questions:

Why do the Chinese suspend their vending machine soft drinks cap-down?

Does EVERYTHING in the PRC have to be handled in top-down fashion?

Brother, can you spare a dime?

The vending machines that give out Chinese food have signs saying “Machine out of WOK”.

At least now the panhandling machines are telling you that it’s just going to take your money when it’s not give you what you want.

Google did that!

Will work for pop.

It’s job was outsourced to cheaper foreign labor.

You think you’ve got problems.

Turns out the upside down open right away soda bottle craze didnt catch up.

That’s how bad mechanizing the workplace has gotten.

At least this one doesn’t accept you spare change.