New, Fetter-Free!

Designed by Fat Guy Furrery Taiior

Darling, are these fishnet stockings creep’in up on you or are you just happiness to see me?

Men wearing these could be seen as sexy fashion creeps indeed…

Do these stockings make look me fett?

Your new sexy fishnet stockings make my flapper move without fetter, babe…

If you really love something,
Then you should set it free,
And if it loves you in return,
Then it will return to thee.

But if by chance it returneth not,
And leaves a void within your heart,
With nothing there to fill it,
Then take a knife and find its trail,
And hunt it down and kill it. 👿

When the fish net stockings creep in up you, that would be on painful wedgie.

Actually. There could never be too much Feta.

Don’t fetter your lover too tightly. It is much more fun if they can bounce around, if they feel the need.

I’m fetter creepy

There’s not enough sexy creepy in fishnets

“Creep in up you” … to go where cameltoe has never gone before.

Stockings by hitman and snake from metal gear solid

Well, up you, creep!

They’re just stockings! No need to make a fetteral case out of it!

Ladies, if you feel old age creepin’ up on you, just hit him with your handbag.

Less fetter, more fitter.

The freedom of a flying wedgie.

It is always better to floss your teeth before flossing down there.

I’m sorry, but there just isn’t enough fetter in those stockings.

I’m really having a hard time figuring out who the audience is for this.

I’m glad they’ll make me feel free, because I’d hate to feel cheap.

You can never have too much fetter on a cold Greek salad.

Not the stockings to wear if you’re a dominatrix!

But Dr. Frank-N-Furter prefers both fishnets *and* fetters.

Fetter-free stocking. Ain’t that Creepy enough?

Okay, who was the genius who let a stalker write the ad copy?