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Soon to be promoted to breast inspector.

posted on 15 Jun 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

tit-guard

He’s got your back… er also your front…

Photo courtesy of B.R.
Spotted in Thailand. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

He works for the B.R.A.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

When he obtains his groping quota, his chest glows brightly like E.T.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

He is no boob at his job.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

I would suck at that job.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

He has the most admired and competitive job in the world.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

OK. Golfers use a Titlist.

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
10 years ago

So just like the TSA then?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Unlike most careers, he’s trying to work his way down.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The label seems to refer to the piece of protective clothing he’s wearing! WTF?

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

He keeps a breast of things

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

What does he do with a thigh

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Gee officer. Is that big gun of yours loaded?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Algernon 0422. With one, very little. With two, that’s a hole new ballgame.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

@Droll not Troll: I don’t think so. He doesn’t have any significant man-boobs to be guarded.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

He only does this job for the tips.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@DrLex: That’s why I was wondering why he’s wearing it. 😕

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

He used to work in T-IT in Silicone Valley.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

You’d think that if he was going to wear this, he’d remove the Thai.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Can someone tell me what mouth guards are for?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

To keep mouths out of your moth.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Whilst muffguards, are to stop unauthorised tools falling in.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Even thought the boss denied his overtime request, he still keeps smiling!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Hands insured by Lloyds of London.*

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

There will be no “wardrobe malfunctions” on his watch!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It’s OK officer, I have a permit to carry them.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

You’re mistaken: He’s a birdwatcher.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

“Hi folks! Welcome to Dollywood!”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

I think that’s supposed to be worn under your shirt when you job.

Rt
Rt
10 years ago

Does he lift and separate?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Don’t try it if you’re not qualified or you’ll get busted!

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

Is he still hanging around?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

DANG IT! “jog” not “job”!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Tee-T Shirt Material

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Combo with Flyman must be very productive.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

All I’ve got is a lousy tit-shirt?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Excuse me, Officer, I need to report a stolen chest …?

Jim
Jim
9 years ago

I can relate – I used to be F.B.I.

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

I’ll take “Thanks for the Mammaries” for $1,000, Alex.
And the answer is: “What female boxers wear during a match”.

Bite the wax tadpole
Bite the wax tadpole
9 years ago

Looking out fot booby traps

Bite the wax tadpole
Bite the wax tadpole
9 years ago

*for

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Mrs. Porn’s personal body guard.

Peter
Peter
9 years ago

Nah, no thanks. I’ve only got nipples.

The Dude
The Dude
9 years ago

He smiles now cause he used to be a Nut Guard

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