Mile High Swim Club

Screw flight attendants. I think not

A bed pool made of paste. Must be sticky

The bed of the pool has a “spring” base.

People who only understand Thai must leave the pool by 5pm. Those who read English get to stay until 7pm.

I get it: De Regulation of the Pool.

A bed-pool could be handy, if you are incontinent.

But that might depend on which continent you are in.

@DnT 0408. Who said:Speaking nglish kills you?

When experiencing discomfort in the bed pool with screw flight attendants, apply more paste.

How can you avoid a bed pool? Depends,

@Algernon 0408 Some of the QANTAS flight stewards may well welcome such attention.

I will not book the bed pool. I will book Winnie the pool flight attendant.

That the paste; what the copy?

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never book a bed pool in Asia”…

Has someone been screwing in the pool? I don’t think that’s paste, then.

The paste becomes a full body mould that way when we clone you and steal your identity, the clone will be precisely the correct shape and size.

Hahahahahahahahehhhhehehehhhhohohohohoh.

And that’s why Bedpool was rated R.

Do bed pools dream of insoluble sheep?

Do not paste a book together with a bed pool.

This hotel is confusing flight attendants with the TSA.

This pool has been too bed

The worst thing about sex in a pool bed is trying to avoid the wet spot.

Yes, that is the paste – directly from online translation page

@DnT 0412. If you speak both, I believe the Pool Attendant sucks you to death with the pool-vac.

– Hello, reception? There’s a pool in my bed!
– Did you try to screw flight assistant, Sir?

Is that something like an “Archimedes Screw”?

Come join the Mile High Pool Club.

You’ll need to use paste if you want to screw the flight attendants!

I’m pretty sure this is an advertisement for that movie where Ryan Reynolds is a super hero dressed in a red suit..

Now that’s my idea of a waterbed.

Marum | 4:50 am

Did you mean Archimedes screwed Eureka, the bed pool flight attendant?

@Marum 4.19
Yes, it’s obviously a warning about QANTAS air hostesses, beyond that, I’m not getting a word of it. But that should be unnecessary, one would think.

Don’t make the staff bring it out of bed. It will be jet-lagged from screwing flight attendants.

These swimming pools should change their name into ‘confusing pools’

You had me at “screw flight attendants.”

Those flight attendants, always screwing around in beds brought out by the pool staff! They always want to screw with us when we contact them… are you sure this is just a pool?

Hey who would like to screw the flight attendants?

The swimming beard knows.

Do you get the reference!

Umm… I don’t think that’s paste!

I think this is about those floats that you can lie down on.