You know I can’t eat mushrooms… - Engrish.com

You know I can’t eat mushrooms…

posted on 26 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

bacteria-corrosion-fish

Would you like some penicillin with that?

Photo courtesy of L.G.
Menu found in China.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

I was going to have some, but the flesh eating bacteria already ate it up.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
10 years ago

Whenever I eat at this restaurant, the food just goes right through me…

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Fried in battery acid to give it an energetic flavor.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– And one flu over the cuckoo’s nest, please.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

First you get high (from mushrooms), and then you get die (from bacteria)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

The food that makes you sick

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’ll have the radioactive rattlesnake with arsenic, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

French fries everything else.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Mmmm! GMO! Thanks, Monsanto.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I wondered why the cook was wearing a hazmat suit.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Me want rots!

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Just eats me away

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Whats that a mushroom got your tongue

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Can’t be any worse than Lutefisk.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

This fish has not merely been fermented, it has been corroded!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Is this the Chinese variant of Surströmming?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

For all mushroomheads out there

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Apparently, the Chinese government has upped its efforts to enforce truth in advertising.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

This restaurant is great for a food-fight.

Here, the food fights you.

RT
RT
10 years ago

great news! the fried fish is now 10% off!

no wait, make that 15% off…

scratch that… 20%… 25%…

*begging* hurry and please order the fish before my profits go into the red…

Peter
Peter
9 years ago

Not served at that downtown cafeteria, I suppose?

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