Can’t find good help.

I’ve never known a smart chicken.

shouldn’t that read “lttle stupd chcken”? I don’t know why I have to be left out.

Chicken Lttle was stupid. I guess the sky fell in on him after all.

if you braise a mushroom, you are stupid

Just go and stew in your own juices

Stupid lttle chicken, look where you’ve got us

Lttle chicken, you’re also rde and nreasonable!

… or the chef will get ya.

Yeah, bird-brain!

Everyone knows mushrooms are not to be braised!

“I was braised on country sunshine….”

Little smart chicken make a mushroom pizza.

If you ask them supersize it you get a Big Dumb Turkey.

Only one mushroom? That’s such a poultry effort!

You won’t find any eggheads here.

Chickens! Be smart! Say no to the ‘shrooms!

Damn chickens never listen.

There’s not mushroom in here for Smart Chicken, so she left to study relativity with Owlbert Einstein.

It well may braise a mushroom,
But it should never sit on a toad’stool.

You’re such a cow, chicken

Only the stupid chickens got caught.

What is most curious, is that I find neither the word “chicken” nor “mushroom” in the Chinese text. It does have “duck blood” in it. The title literally translates into “Farmer’s spicy sundry goods.”

@DrLex: That’s why the farmer’s wife married him. 😉

Honey, want to just pick up something for dinner tonight? I have some coupons for El Pollo Estúpido.

What a dumb cluck!

@DrLex: Wow, the translator must have had a really off day!

TRUMP Chicken

He might be stupid, but is he rude and unreasonable?

Chef: Little stupid chicken, braise a mushroom.
Chicken: *Braises a mushroom*
Chef: Little stupid chicken, close your eyes.
…
Chef: *Serves chicken in braised mushroom*

The mushroom is braising! The mushroom is braising!

If you want a chicken to braise a mushroom, don’t call her stupid.

In any case, would you want something without opposable thumbs to be braising anything at all?