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posted on 10 Mar 2016 in Signs
Eat ever you’re having, we can sublimate!
Photo courtesy of Ats.
Restaurant sign found in Tokyo, Japan.
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How are they with asbestos or possibly lumber
Is that ‘livel’ or ‘liver’ that is artistc and even to tasty?
‘I’ moved to Dininig from artistc because of my instinctive behavior of eat, and was hungry!
I prefer kamakazi dininig myself
‘livel’ or ‘libel’?
Now serving word salad.
Which is most artstc livel? The Meguro livel?
Warning: Food may contain monosodium sublimate.
bansai-ja!
My instinctive behavior won’t be sublimated without a fight.
Daisuke-Ya you’re not the boss of me!
Cly me a livel.
– Daisuke, Ya?
– Yo!
NOTE: Our customers who have food allergy never livel long
We cooks materials like carbon dioxide. It sublimates at −78.5 °C.
– How would you like to eat ever, Sir?
– What ever?
Their motto is “We make eating classy” albeit probably not so well translated.
What is this I don’t eat even
We cooks the precious, we does!
I don’t want my secret little sheep sublimated thank you very much.
– Did you enjoy your Last Supper, Madam? … Madam?!
Sublimate livel is over 9000!
We cooks the seasonal materials until they turn from solid directly to gas, to assault your olfactorial senses
Just an appetizer, please. I’m here for the behavior of drink.
@jhitt 1017
If you drink too much, you’ll get a perhaps tasty but not artistc livel
Mmmmmm…seasonal materials!
Livel long and phosphorus!
Artistc dininig to sublimate river, and beyoncé!
And your appetizer is… iodine crystals.
-here’s your main course sir *presents empty plate
-… I don’t see it
-we subliminated it; it’s in gas form. To consume it you’ll need this drinking straw and need to suck hard on the air. Bon apetite
…to the level of drivel….
King Phosphorus strikes back.