They’ll never make us nap!

Lits play big boys toys too

I have a truck from 1781 to play with

Today since 1781 is a bit too early.

Boys: The source of unlimited energy

I guess I don’t know my history very well. I could swear they didn’t have dump trucks, graders and plows during the revolutionary war.

If you hold out an energetic boy, you’ll receive a shock, and a laugh.

And they even had union workers holding out for higher wages. Amazing!

They could use some of that energy at the scared heart hospital to revive people.

You are not boys, you are truck cap!

– If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold out against me? I am no longer infected.

Who knew they had steam shovels in 1781???

The one who dies with the most toys laughs.

Since 1781? This may be how the Koch brothers got started.

Energetic boys run on lithium batteries. Just don’t ask where they’re inserted.

Hey you energetic boys! Put a lid on it!

The Runic inscription hints at dark energies far older than 1781.

Let’s hold out at 3.76 megajoules.

*laughs hysterically*

The boys should go easy on the sugar…

We’ll see who laughs when mommy is going to put a ban on all sweets and snacks…

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You want us to take our Ritalin? Ha ha, that’s a good one, Mom!

My mother has adopted a kitten who is very energetic.

* disclaimer: energetic boys since 1781 may no longer be boys, but old delusional foggies

In 1781, they were called slaves. Next question?

Before 1781 energetic boys had to remain stone-faced and solumn. Those were dark times.

This product is recommended by the Salvation Army, and the Catholic Church.

@Long Tom. 1748. Indeed! I hear it runs about doing little jobs everywhere.