Can you feel the ark shell burn?
Photo courtesy of Michael Kanaley.
Found in Chiang Rai, Thailand.
(160 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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In the fryer, the steaming fryer, the shrimp burns tonight…..
Waiter this food isn’t cooked it burnt. Sorry sir it’s just the moustache
I don’t think Mario’s mustache would be made of squid roasts. I would think that vermicelli would be more appropriate.
I do love a good burns and moustache restaurant
the meatball fries, every the time it is on top of old smokey…
This one time I almost caught a banana squid, but it split quickly and it got away.
Noah’s ark’s shell scalds/burns, which is why some sea creatures did not survive the flood.
CAUTION: Banana squid – please slip carefully
This beard is full of squid!
– And a beard for my wife, please.
I’ve always heard that the Ark of the Covenant would burn you if you touched it, but I never guessed it would have been found in restaurant in Thailand.
In case you wanted to know why some moustaches smell funny, here is your answer.
I really don’t think that the Ark of the Covenant should be touched by mortals.
@J-Luke. Oh. I thought the cause was the ladies I licked.
♫Down in the mighty ocean,
The squid burns tonight.♪
Shark is swimming along when he sees squid.
Shark: “Geez you look sick squid, hop on my back and I’ll give you a lift.”
Then he sees porpoise.
Porpoise: ‘Hey shark! Do you want to lay poker tonight?’
Shark: “Hell no! You cleaned me out last night. And by the way. Here’s that sick squid I owe you.”
Quid = pound (English currency LSD)
The squid roast is just another little Hitler!
I wouldn’t go there. Most of the food wants to either hurt me or insult my moustache!
“It burns! It burns!”
I would like one Raiders of the lost Ark combo, please.
Noah’s favorite restaurant.
Welcome to Squid Hell.
Hate it when the shrimp burns…Thank God for penicillin!
Jiffy squid!!
Where do you wanna go to eat tonight?
I dunno, what about Mustache Hut?
Indy: “Don’t eat, Marian! Keep your mouth shut!”
To be served with Scottish Whisker ?
This selection of food, especially the seafood is very critical and insulting to a lot of things.
“Ah don’t eat me, I don’t like your little demon moustache!”
scolded the squid
No matter what, all shell fish are doomed.
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ark shell burn and cauldron bubble!
“Ark shell” is awkward but correct: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ark_clam