Home-sexual

The person who designed this shirt was unbalanced! WTF!

Love your home …. taken literally.

Bisexual homesexuality is when you make love to both parts of a duplex at the same time.

But officer – that house was coming on to me!

Do you use the front door or the back door?

Increases your chances on a Friday night

That and a pair of comfy slippers

I hope her parents aren’t homephobic.

First I lost my balance.
Then I lost other things.

There is no place like homesexuality.

There’s no place like home.
There’s no place like home.
Toto! Stop doing that to my slippers!

Practice safe homesexuality – use a condominium.

An unbalanced person is likely to fall – for anything!

Straight A student.

Unbalanced maybe. But certainly ambidextrous.

Homesexuality = The family which plays together stays together.

Homesexuality is achieved, when you have made love in every room, and on every conceivable fitting in the house.

My house gets me all hot and bothered. But that’s probably because the air conditioner isn’t working.

Hmm. That sounds like my Asian lady and I, when we were young.

Good God! Were we really like that?

Make up your mind already.

Homesexuals need to come out of the closet. There are other places to do it, like rooms and hallways.

Santa must be a homesexual; he comes down the chimney.

Not to mention the Hotarusexuality.

Homo sweet homo

If you label me, you negate me.
If I label me, I should read the label first.

Whoa whoa whoa…

That house is under 18

@Yu No Hoo: Straight?? Noooo!! 😛

Home is where the hard-on is.

That one arm is really developed.

I thought a “metrosexual”, was a frenchman who masturbates on the underground railway.

@A Non Y Mouse. Could also be an homosexual tennis player.

Where’s the floor plan?

Let’s be honest, who hasn’t had real estate boner before? Everyone? Bah, you people don’t know what you’re missing.

But aww mom . . . all the family members are homephobic. Except our dog.