Coke will have that effect on you…

Is my bladder talking to me?

Coca-Cola aims to please, so you aim too, please!

And this little one went wee wee wee all the way

Would that be classic or zero

Coca Cola has invented the laxative equivalent for the bladder that you can add to food.

How fun!

@algernon
New Coke. because many will be pissed off

Co Ming Soon

I’d like to teach the world to pee…
in perfect harmony….

We will not apologize for the Incoketinence

Pee flavored Coke … coming Soon.

Pee Soon … Over A Fast Foot Under You

First diet Coke, now diuretic Coke.

Let’s all pray for world pees!

I”d like to buy the world a coke, so they can soon all pee.

Actually, “Pee soon” are two Thai words which mean. Harmful to all human life.

Gosh! I only thought it gave one: Diabetes, hypertension, hardening of the arteries, excessive fat production by the liver, a diuretic effect due to the caffeine, and a loss of calcium.

Any thing else is a bonus.

Sugar, fats, and grease, and starches, underneath them golden arches.

Song by Tom Lehrer- Mathematics Professor, and protest song singer of the 70s. Who, when asked why he gave up singing protest songs, and went back to teaching math; replied: “Irony lost it’s relevance, when Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize.”

Across the street from Big Dump Coffee.

Give your wife some before making love, it may make her hyperactive.
Thus, it may well be the first time she has moved during sex, for the last 20 years

@DnT 0444.

Then we can all go out and get peaced.

Could be a Thai translation of Nike’s “Just do it!”

I’ll just have a beer, thanks.

All I wanted to do was wet my whistle.

That advertising agency must have some real wiz kids working for it.

Me play joke……….

Coming to a toilet near you.

Is that sign hanging over an outhouse?

I’ll have a Pepsi, please. -_-

Seeing that sign must be torture if you’re stuck in traffic and need to go

No cheezeboogie?

-john belushi

Hello, I must be going.

-Groucho Marx.

Coca Cola, still number one!

That slogan would be far more appropriate for an alcoholic beverage, when you think about it.

Ahh, honesty in advertising.

If desire to quenching your thirst, urine luck!

This sign should be on a very long road, with other signs along the way –
‘Rest rooms a damn long way away’
‘Rest rooms not tooooo far off’
‘Rest rooms reasonably close’
‘Keep going’
‘Hold on… You can do it.. I mean hold it!’