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Is the fuk hing repairman here, yet?
Photo courtesy of Dale Ehrlich.
Found in Hong Kong.
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Located near Hong Kongs red light district.
Perhaps a front for certain websites
Partners with the Fuk Yuen Chinese Restaurant
The chinese version of IBM, FBM.
I knew that Fuk Hing machines existed but somehow I never thought of it as a business.
I call fuk hing name frequently when working in computers. Especially when I cut myself on the metal.
@Huu Yuu: FBM aka “Big Pink”. 😉
These machines are not so great at addition but they can certainly multiply!
FBM: Specializing in sexbots.
Foo King A Ma Zing!
Well I hope the repairman came.
Slogan: “Our business machines are Fuk Hing great!”
Fuk Hing Business Machines sell Wang computers.
Right next to the Gao-Dang bookstore
I have read about machines like that. One is called the “Serbian” – or something like that.
We have guarantee on our work. In truth our Fuk Hing guarantee, is the bet guarantee in the god damn world.
Their partners, Suck Ho Businessare owned by Ho Shi Dong
Sampela sinagagai I stap long dipela kampani. Iaa! Sedira taubada!
(For the Tokpisin afficianados – sinagagai is from The Motuan language. The other official language of PNG ie. Tokpisin, Motuan, English.)
Wanpela clue I kam: sina = mother: gagai = snake (but not in this context)
dipela = dispela
I believe I have had the “joy” of using their photocopiers.
WTFH?
Workplace of Ms. Porn?
Hey, baby, c’mon over here and laminate my document.
From rule 34- Repairman: “I’m here to clean your typing pool”.
@Marum | 6:23 am: There ought to be one called the Russian. Where you Putin would be up to you. 😛
So Fuk Hing we Todd did.
Is that any relation to the Wong Fook Hing Bookstore (where you shouldn’t be surprised when you can’t get the book you want).
At Fuk Hing Business Machines, our prices are Sofa King low!
The owner knows how to mind his own Fuk Hing Business
@Droll: Say that while carrying a big bottle of chlorine.
Phone number is 10? So this is true, that is one of the oldest professions.
I believe I have one of their Fuk Hing computers, right here on my desk.
@DnT 0557. You ring up Wang Computers, and ask for Mr. King.
Somebody actually remembers Wang computers?
@Effff Like it was 15 years ago.
Q: Who was the first computer programmer?
A: Eve. She had an apple in one hand, and a wang in the other.
Mr. Wan Hung Lo, owner, also own the big Pho King restaurant down the street, so he works with more than just Fuk Hing business machines.