Aqua Bar

Our drinks won’t kill you; they’ll just make you pee a lot.

i try not to go anyware the drinks will kill me…

i occasionally try not to drink posion

Well, THIS is handy information….

This is grammatically sound and pretty much perfect English (save for the lack of capital letters, which is a rule that can be universally ignored on public signs and in logos anywhere), but I cannot tie this together. Why does no one really go to Aqua Bar for the drinks? Why must they reassure potential customers that their drinks will not kill them? DOES NOBODY KNOW?! Is it simply lost in translation? Is the fact that it is grammatically correct enough to keep it from successfully conveying even a vague message? Why am I typing so much? I know that… Read more »

Ok…we’ll take note of that.

So lets go to the aqua bar to not drink drinks that wont kill us….. or not

Say… Johnny Nowak no understand no engrish real significate at the site of here…

*snicker* Do I know you?

Makes you wonder what they do have that’ll kill you….

totaly not thirsty anymore but thanks any way

People go to the liquor bar for the drinks. They go to the aqua bar to avoid alcohol poisoning.

People only go to bars to be killed by drinks. Unless that bar is the aqua bar.

The drinks may not kill you but the 300-lb. biker dudes who come here daily might turn you into road pizza.

Well, I may have to take my business elsewhere, then… what about the snacks?

I’d like a virgin water, please.

Good to know, in case you ever feel the urge to have a drink there

Perhaps the aqua bar is a strip club? You’ll wish the drinks had killed you when your wife finds out……………..

Yeah, no one ever died from too many drinks

Hipster sign is ironic.

So your drinks don’t kill. Why am I dead then?

No one really comes here, and you promise your drinks wont kill me?

The hell I am going there!

Our drinks won’t kill you,
but the bill might!

Rimshot !
Thank you, I’ll be here all night…

our drinks never killed anyone! our barmen is a quickshooter and he kills people the moment before they die drinking

Eh, this is going to confuse a few paranoids out there! xxD
Mixed feelings: “Hey! do they really mean that or do they want me to come so they can finally get rid of me? Shit, the trees are listening, I can hear the “ZZZZzzzzz’s” of the sleeping grass! HELP ME!”

Isn’t it obvious? This “bar” is actually a wretched den of criminal activities controlled by a shadow society or something like that. If they think a patron is too much trouble, they will *stop* making sure his drink won’t kill him.

That’s pretty considerate of them. But still, I wont go there, not even for the drinks.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.