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I scream for ice cream!
posted on 14 Dec 2015 in Menus
Photo courtesy of E.K.
From “Marvelous Cream” ice cream shop in Okinawa, Japan.
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Could you make it with someone else’s heart? That’d work better for me.
Viktor Frankenstein’s found peace in the afterlife…and a new job, apparently.
I just love the beat. Pity I won’t be around to enjoy it
Its the color that gets me
Eat your heart out!
For dessert, after eating your liver with some fava beans and nice Chianti.
I hope the chocolate shortcake is not made with dwarfs.
Seasonal specials for Valentines Day.
They wanted to use intestines first, but they didn’t have the guts…
For vegans we use artichoke hearts.
All their hopes are in vein.
We’ll just muscle it out of ya.
Mmmmmm, this is bloody delicious!
I’ll store it in my ice chest.
I think I’ll bypass this one.
Come on, I’m not that cold-hearted.
And we’ll make your own shut up with your mouth.
– Look Mommy, ice cream!
– Can’t you scream Engrish, honey?
I prefer vanilla, actually.
“Mommy, there’s a wire in my ice cream!”
“Sorry, looks like they forgot to remove Daddy’s pacemaker.”
Ben & Jerry, NOOOOO!
Life is short, eat dessert first.
Especially when that dessert contains one of your vital organs.
@Droll not Troll: It may choke Artie, but it won’t choke me.
It puts the effort in its scream or else it gets ice cream again
Be sure to tip our cashier, he just hasn’t been himself since that match with Sonya.
They must have got their idea from my favourite ‘antecuchos de corazon peruano’, grilled beef heart on skewers – a Peruvian delicacy ^_^
Now in new Soylent flavor!
…and grind your bones to make my bread.
I think they man “With their heart.”
Otherwise they would not get any repeat business.
Whoeheartedly?
Wholeheartedly?
Al Qaeda’s favourite flavour = Schoko-Laden
Baron Harkonnen takes his servants here to eat.
@ EffEff. He who controls the Spice, controls the universe.
Spice Melange is the Plate de jour.
Actual Herman cartoon: Herman is at an ice cream shop with the sign, “OVER 1000 FLAVORS”, and he orders an ice cream cone, He receives one full of hairs, and complains, “Yuck! This is terrible!” He then tells the server that he ordered vanilla, and the server replies, “Oh, vanilla! I thought you said gorilla!”
Old Spice, the cosmic deodorant? (at least in the Dune universe)