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That phone number is missing a digit…
Or maybe inside the bag is the correct phone number: 8675309
A bag for Catholic Priests.
Schoolgirl? Uh oh, this looks like a rule 301432 thing.
Looks more like a fairy than a school girl
I bet that’s someone’s fantasy!
Hmm … ‘Needs’?
And when the lovely school girl grows up and marries you, she will be an old bag, and no longer one of your fantasies.
The bag actually does not exist; it’s just an Engrish.
This explains the rash of teen pregnancies on the bowling team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XegL32Btzs
“Ballerina, you must have seen her,
Dancing by my tag,
And now she’s in me always with me,
Tiny dancer on my bag”
– Hello, may I speak to lovely school girl?
– This is Police Department, can we help you?
– Oh, I see … Umm … Would you like to come to my place?
I would have the schoolgirl may have needed protection, from perverts with iridescent grab-bags.
@Huu Yuu it is actually code for the alphabet..
301432 = DABEDC
ergo: Do A Ballerina Every Day Club.
@Huu Yuu. Sorry mate.
But. You may well be missing a digit if your ballet dancer did a “Tout en L’air” on top of it.
Actually the “Grand plie” always appealed to me.
Desperate pedobear
*needs*
Excitement
Bag contains fur-lined handcuffs and a feather duster. That’s tenderness.
@Seventy2rd o clock
– Hello, may I speak to lovely school girl?
– This is Police Department, can we help you?
– Oh, I see … Umm … Would you like to come to my place?
–…I thought you’d never ask.
So… what are we supposed to text to that number?
And tenderness is a new bowling bag!