Where you going, bellboy?

I borrowed the entire staircase, but I never did give it back.

I think I’ll turn into a lizard

I’ll prevent directing the staff to where the fire is.

How do you desperately borrow a stair

“on the fire” is short for “I tried to pee on the fire to put it out”.

I’d be desperate to borrow Fred Astaire

Keep your cold blood in the fridge, turn into a bat and fly out the window. We call it the vam-pire escape.

Just wait in your refrigerator until hell freezes over.

If you can not master the fire, can you master bait?

Can I gain the exit with Stephen King’s ‘Desperation’ by borrowing the book?

Instructions for Hogwarts students.

Closing door carefully will initiate teleportation to a safe area “off the fire.”

never shout “on the fire!” in a crowded theater.

Always borrow a stair because stealing a glance isn’t enough to save you.

– Mommy, why do we have to leave the room every time you light a fire in the fireplace?

Engrish from Other Countries? This is no Chinese fire drill.

If you mattress starts smouldering, slow down a leetle.

Ther once was a young Chinese lad, who didn’t know the difference between arson and incest.

So he set his sister on fire.

In case of fire, make yourself comfortable and have a nice cup of hot tea with some fries.

Master the fire, young grasshopper. But if you don’t, quietly close the door …Tell no one of your failure…take the stairs

How long can I keep the stairs?

If you accidentally set your room on fire, I guess you’re not supposed to do anything but wait for the fire alarm to go off.

We’re supposed to prevent the staff? Why bother employ them then?

(sings) I’m cold-blooded, can’t you see? I got a fever of minus-three…

As a bonus, the French and German here are bad too.

Mind if I borrow your stair? You do mind? Wow, you’re cold blooded…

The German doesn’t look much better.

If you cannot master the fire GET OUT!

And what to do next after I master the fire?

Only thing worse than an ugly Anglophone is a DESPERATE ugly Anglophone. (Although the German one is just as bad.)

Hot head, cold blood kills any fire… or person!

@Salome Ya. Es ist schrecklich.. Especially the; “crying about the fire”

Last time I let Truman Capote pick the hotel.

Do not shout “on the fire” – shout “off the fire.” It’s voice activated, you know. Or just use the clapper…

This is definitely from Italy.

I shall master this fire in cold blood!

This is some epic word-for-word French idiom translation. “That to make in case of fire” = “faire” means both to do and to make. It should have been “What to do in case of fire”. “On the fire!” = “Au feu!”, which is what French people shout when there is a fire. It means “on fire”, but I suppose it could be electronically interpreted as “on the fire”. “Keep your cold blood” = literal translation of “Gardez votre sang-froid”, which is a French expression meaning “Stay calm”. “Prevent the direction or the staff” = “Prévenez le directeur ou le personnel”.… Read more »