Trust me: it’s better with the mask…

Isn’t that the purpose of a masquerade.

Now you see it, now you feel it

CAUTION: Sleep carefully

Comes with a bonus pack of retards

A mask with only one eye hole, no doubt.

WARNING: Keep the horny out of your children

For a morning wooden face mask

Sleeping mask useful for when you don’t want to see your partner when you are horniness

IMPORTANT: Please always wake up the Sleeping Mask before use

Made with cream of sum yung gai.

It’s a misspell of holiness

For when the world is hard on your skin.

They have Jim Carrey as their spokesperson.

At least it is not a fancy dressed ball.

The sleeping mask works for both ugly women and ugly men.

So! This is a knighthood then?

Blindfolded sex is like tropical storms.
You never know how many inches you are going to get, or how long it will last.
But you assume it will be hot, wet, and tempestuous.

Me So Sleepy!

My horny deer friends!

I am un, happily to return the sleeping mask to your company because It unmasks all the time and sleepy. It is not satisfied!

Not welcome to come again,

Costumer

This might be the thing I need. My spark has been suffering from retards lately.

My eyes must be failing. I initially thought it was a glass full of Horniness elixir.

I don’t think sleeping will mask my horniness…

Quite obviously it was not designed for the face.

I find that turning the lights off has the same effect.

Is this an Utwig invention?

As oral sex is very popular these days, a chastity belt just isn’t enough.

i guess you use it on your feet ?