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Condom Package
They’re reusable!
Photo courtesy of Christopher Melendy.
Pack of condoms found in hotel in Foshan, China.
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For the turgid amongst us
He sings as well
Thlough the file and frames
So if I put the condom on and pose like this the stork will bring me a baby?
Have I got the stork bird call right?
WARNING: Please do not take the product using with people who are not retarded and seem to be out of their clothes
Is he?
You must be this stupid to use these
If you use these then you’ve got it coming.
They prevent the conception of retards? Oh, if only!
Methinks these excite man way too much.
Either his condom is way too tight or he’s getting the world’s greatest BJ.
Instructions for use:
1. douse yourself with gasoline
2. light a match
We guarantee that you won’t have children.
you should see what their body builders look like
When they invited me to a wiener roast, I didn’t expect this.
He put them on backwards.
They have 90 grit emery cloth on the inside.
That’s why he is screaming.
Chinese above says above ‘if you don’t wear one you a …’
That word is used in some languages to indicate a delayed effect of medication. No idea how that would apply to condoms though…
Now that’s just wrong. They should be called mentally challenged condoms.
Oh noes! The guy on the pack went full retard!
O Soromio!
Open it then he springs out all of a sudden
Open it then he springs out all of a sudden.
The jokes on you retard.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Have a nice sex.
Yalai Corp.
Is he a member of One Direction?
@Long Tom: or One Erection? 😛
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Q.: Why did the Irishman wear three condoms.
A: To be sure. To be sure. To be sure.
John went with Suzie to the cinema and just as the film started he went full retard.
This is actually some kind of premature ejaculation remedy you can find on both Ebay and Amazon.
Have a look:
http://www.amazon.com/Excite-Retard-Prolong-Premature-Ejaculation/dp/B00NN8HEQY
http://www.ebay.com/itm/DIET-ESTHETIC-EXCITE-MAN-RETARD-Prolong-Ejaculation-Lubricant-Lube-30ML-Delay-/111134392553?rmvSB=true
If the condom bursts into flames during use, you probably need more lube
It just shows for whom and by whom it’s designed.
Steroids cause brain damage.
Laughed at this way more than I should have.
Using this condom while on fire makes you a retard!
Labeled by someone who’s clearly jealous of climaxing bodybuilding opera singers.
Are these condoms pre-ripped?
slowly conceive with retard condoms
well , that’s abliest