Bon appetite

A fetish for everything….

With French flies? Mmmm … !

That’s some dinner spread.

With a side of French dudes.

The French have taste

Momo cafe is the best place to eat out.

Is she from Brest or Quimper?

Oh, Phuket!

For when John the Baptist’s head just isn’t enough;

Give me some mo’.

Can I Phuket?

How about a to go box?

She’s a real dish.

“Finger lickin’ good!”

Platter or liquor?

In a boudoir preferably.

Which, is in reality, only a bedroom spelt dirty.

Interesting. I wonder how it compares with having a Geisha as a Sashimi plate.

There was a guy who once wished for a long-legged chick from an exotic land. He ended up with an ostrich.

ISIS free?

Watch out she’s hot! 😉

@coffeebot.
I observe that you subscribe to my theory.
A good joke offends someone.
A really great joke offends everyone.

I will only consider it, if it’s served with a banana split.

Serve me like one of your French girls

When the only job you find is on a platter and far from home, and you take it… it is then when you know your life has met its “Phuket” phase.

@Droll: Well she’s not from Brest-Litovsk.

@EffEff that’s the Communist Brest.

What else, waiter?

Hairy.

Hey, at least you know what you’re getting.